A Tip for a Soggy Newspaper
Yesterday began like many. It was a rainy Portland morning and I slogged out to retrieve The Wall Street Journal sitting in the middle of our front lawn. As I pulled apart the plastic wrapper keeping the paper dry, I laughed when I saw that there was a Christmas greeting from the newspaper delivery person wishing me happy holidays and reminding me that tipping is appreciated.
What nerve! Earlier this year, whenever I complained to The Wall Street Journal subscription department about my paper consistently getting thrown everywhere but my front porch, I was reassured that the problem would be fixed. After hearing this perhaps four or five times, I got tired of calling customer service and resigned myself to the notion that retrieving my newspaper would always be part of my daily exercise routine.
Although my wife has so far talked me out of it, I want to leave the newspaper guy a note with a special "tip" - if you want your customers to take care of you, you better take care of them first.
